Every morning I put 8 Mile on over my blown-out guitar amp with no visuals and stand in front of my dirty bathroom mirror with my shirt off and do the entire Sweet Home Alabama freestyle word for word while slapping myself in the face and grabbing my dick and balls really hard. Then I smoke 25 cigarettes, put on some aftershave even though I didn't shave and listen to Acid Rap while I try to get a wine stain out of my only clean T-shirt and think about how fun high school was.