"I want to describe the band YOUTH. They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, so why I don’t a paint a picture for you, yeah? It’s 2AM; you’re stumbling through some shitty club with the worst sound quality ever. You’re thinking to yourself: ‘can I really handle another beer?’. You’re bloated enough, you’ve only got a fiver left, and the beer’s no good anyway. You walk up to the bar and the lovely - not after your tip - barmaid divulges the information that there’s shots for £1. You get one. You’re energised. You’re alive. You could even go for another. Now let’s decode this – at best – GCSE level piece of art. In this picture, YOUTH are the shot that you so desperately need. The shitty bloating beer is the music that every kid with an acoustic guitar and a set of dreams has churned out since Ben Howard decided to be a thing. And you’re quickly deteriorating money is your wearing patience with an increasingly oversaturated music scene. So next time you’re at your shitty local club (looking for new music): why don’t you slam the new and exciting shot of eternal YOUTH, rather than sipping on that shitty bloating beer you have been for years." - SUBCULTURE CREATURE