In lieu of having a publicist (Hollywood is very busy and nobody wants to answer their phone), I have tasked myself with writing my own bio. Hmm. Where to begin? Should I start at the beginning of my tale, or start at the end to build tension, circling my way back to the beginning to make you say "Wow, now I see where he was going with all of this. Great bio!" Let's start at the beginning. Immediately following high school in Smalltown, USA, I was thrust into the lean, mean, Tender Green streets of Hollywood, sporting nothing but a guitar on my back and a chip on my shoulder. I had $35 in my bank account and no backup plan. Cut to right now. The present moment, as you're reading this. Cut to me, achieving my dreams. I feel free, like Sarah Jessica Parker in her prime. I'm producing some of the best records I've ever made. I'm directing some of the best music videos I've done yet. My CGI skills are getting really dope. Age: Older Height: Taller Swag: A hundred million. And here you are, reading this bio. Wondering aloud in an empty room, "What did I learn about Leon? Is the true meaning of Christmas just the friends we made along the way?" Here's what you should take away: Stream my music. Share it with your grandma. Gotta go. Looks like my UberEats is outside. Stream my music so I can tip the driver! Much love, Leon Knight.