Introducing the guy who plays all things keyboard related: Vinny Corsaro Height: Technically 7 feet tall, just really short for his height Weight: 1.1 Sietchan Units Age: 8,657 days (and counting) Likes: words, silence, well crafted origin stories for sympathetic villains, and images of chimpanzees dual wielding swords Musical Influences: Snarky Puppy, Kamaal Williams, Parliament, Prince Ideal First Date: stealing the Declaration of IndependenceIntroducing the guy who hits things in cool rhythmic patterns: Zane Joseph Turi Height: the exact same height as two children stacked in trench coats, though, come to think of it…. Weight: 1.2 Sietchan Units Age: 23 years young Likes: noise, motorcycles, acting tough (but really works at a flower shop), and playing way too many video games Musical Influences: Pink Floyd, Shrek, Yussef Dayes, Benny Greb, Darkhouse Family Ideal First Date: going to the zoo to see all the cool animals and eating ice crea- wait a minute, gonna have to seriously talk to Zane to see if he’s an adult or actually two kids in a trench coat, hmm….Introducing the string man, Sietch Ramshackle Height: tall enough for any amusement park ride Weight: 1 whole Sietchian unit Age: ?????? (perhaps immortal) ??????? Likes: Piracy, olives, and a smidge of anarchy Musical Influences: Johnny Cash, Frank Zappa, Thelonious Monk Ideal First Date: stripping copper wire out of public buildings to sell for spare cash