Thomas Glen Winford was born on an inclement winter morning to Phineas Niles Winford and Ramona Jeanne Glizzy. From the moment he clawed desperately from the womb, our musical polymath knew that he was destined for greatness. On his 12th birthday, Thomas embarked on a series of twelve armed robberies. It was on the 7th of these burglaries that he acquired a Blue Snowball mic, pried from the quivering hands of a particularly lily-livered Geek Squad employee. The rest... well, I think we all know the rest. Two years later, Thomas's world-renowned ballet "Gleesh Walk", hit stages in over 2 countries. After, followed his brief stint as a fire-eater and DJ for the infamous Ringling Brothers Circus. Thomas has writing credits on hit songs such as "Spatula", "The Toe Became Stuck", "I Would Like A Burger", "Fictitious Phlegm", "Major Distribution" and that one Black Eyed Peas song that uses the R word, but don't worry, Thomas didn't write that part. Thomas Winford died on September 25th, 2018 after a Flaming Hot Cheetos binge with Lil Xan went south. He was resuscitated 3 years later by a Scandinavian priest named Steve Bungle. Since his revival, Thomas has found passion in spreading the word of the Lord, inspired by the likes of NF, Lecrae, TobyMac and Waka Flocka Flame. He hopes to one day find Lil Xan and make him pay for that fateful September night that took his life.