Somewhere in the North of England way back in the 2000s, a guy with a guitar met a guy who could hit things with expert timing. There was another guy who had a guitar with fatter strings, and the three of them set out to change...absolutely nothing. In spite of their attempts, they actually became a pretty good band, blasting through huge rock riffs and smashing the drums like there's no tomorrow, but always staying true to the pop music formula. In their own words, Boy Genius is "big, but not clever".