G’day mate, and welcome to our myspace. We’re a couple of Aussie wannabes, a right pair of outback/bareback enthusiast cunts, making dumb music about lives more exciting than our own. We have no unifying message of peace, no plans to save humanity, no record label, and no shame. But what we do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills we have acquired over countless nights of being blackout drunk. Skills that make us a nightmare for people who like their music sophisticated and poignant. If, however, you want to have some silly fun, or you’re looking for the perfect soundtrack for your Friday pre-game warmup vodka, or you want to know what an opera singer contractually obligated to do a rap in a room full of muppets sounds like, we might just be what you’re looking for. Oh, hey, please follow us on Facebook. We're desperate for attention, in case you couldn't tell.