Rotterdam beest producer TAFKAMP, the artist formally known as minister president, [insert mysterious quote's here]. 
 [insert quote on how you fell in love with music at young age, preferably as young as possible]. 
 While the producer behind TAFKAMP remains in the background of the [insert synnonym for Music Business] underground, rumours say that the person behind this project is actually the person currently reading this. 
 TAFKAMP is this generation's wonderkid and he's going to kill you.