Teddy Luger AKA Teddy Da Tyrant AKA Teddy Luger Da Couga Moova AKA That Guy From MECHABYTE AKA That Guy That Used To Rap About Horrible Things In Deadshopboy$ AKA Mr I Think Pop Punk Is Still Cool AKA Mr Belly Beard Long Hair. Or just Teddy. Some real reviews from people I have actually met: "The only artist in Bournemouth that matters"- Paul McCartney "If you haven't booked Teddy Luger for a show you're a neek"- Sir Elton John "MECHABYTE is cool and that but have you two-stepped to Teddy Luger's hit pop-punk song HUGE MESS?"- Jay Eazy "Cool guy"- Fortnite Jonesy "Nama Jeff"- Channing Tatum (why he got a spotify?) “Yippee Ai Oh” - Rik Carey of Baha Men