PRIMORDIAL OOZE is widely regarded as the most important philosophical development of the modern age. It is only through the ooze that one can take the mighty plunge into THE GREAT REGRESSION. Soon you will all know the wrath of GORB whether you like it or not (Gorb is the ancient and evil God of the past). When that happens, whose side do you really want to be on? Some poser shit like Drake? Some old fucker like Bob Dylan 🤢🤮? Maybe you can't get enough of those hits on Top 50 - Global, or you were "born in the wrong generation" 🤡 and only fuck with The Beatles, or you need Taylor Swifts soothing voice to sing you to sleep. 🚫🚫🚫 Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. You want the greatest REGRESSIVE DEATH METAL band the world has ever known, who has been DIRECTLY bestowed with the sacred knowledge from GORB Himself (Gorb is the ancient and evil God of the past). Let me spell it out for you in a way your feeble "human" mind might just barely be able to comprehend. The monkeys are coming, dude. Doesn't matter if you're prepared or not. I'm talking about Gorillaz, Arctic Monkeys, The Monkees, Mandrill, APES, Orangutang, shit like that. They are on their way and 👏 they 👏 are 👏 going 👏 to 👏 destroy 👏 you👏 dude. I hate to say it but PRIMORDIAL OOZE really is your only chance? Still thinking about hitting that skip button? Yeah, didn't think so you piece of shit.