Take a little Soul, dip it in the funk, then roll it in the disco grooves until it’s fully coated. Fry it in a pan of hot lofi grease until it starts to percolate and bounce. Remove from heat and let it get so cool that it puts the sunglasses on. Sprinkle with a light dusting of hip hop, load it in your trusty Walkman and just like that, your Edison Watts is now ready to enjoy.