dj appleman (aka daria jacobi appleman) the female rapper nobody asked for and everyone tries to avoid-- 
 Dropping out of 3rd grade, rapper Daria Jacobi Appleman (known professionally as DJ Appleman) is a worldwide phenomenon that climbed to the top of the music game in less than a year because of a miraculous occurrence - her music literally cures cancer. Daria, with friends Big Banarde, Jared, and Lil Sarah, create an electrifying, explosive everlasting flow of music that is sure to infec- i mean cure you of any kind of cancer. Totally.