Introducing the musical phenomenon that defies all expectations: "The Noncents"! Comprised of the musical virtuosos Kyle Herman and Eric Detzel, this hip-hop sensation will leave you questioning the very essence of music and life itself. It all began in the heady days of first grade when these two visionary geniuses came together, probably because they were the only two kids who understood each other's bizarre sense of humor. Little did the world know that this chance encounter would lead to a musical partnership that would shake the foundations of the industry. With influences ranging from rock to funk to hip-hop, The Noncents' unique sound will make you question your taste in music. They've mastered the art of playing all instruments on their songs, which is just their fancy way of saying they couldn't find anyone else willing to put up with their creative chaos. If you're tired of listening to the same old predictable tunes, The Noncents are here to rescue you from musical mediocrity. Prepare to be blown away by their audacious blend of hip-hop, rock, and funk. It's like a musical train wreck you can't look away from, and you'll find yourself strangely addicted to their off-kilter beats and mind-bending lyrics. So, don't miss out on the unparalleled musical stylings of "The Noncents." You'll laugh, you'll cry (mostly from confusion), and you'll never listen to music the same way again. Because when it comes to making cents, these guys are in a league of their own.